Saturday, November 30, 2013

Humorous Droppings - Beer Philosophy 101

A long time ago, I received this in an email (it's not of my own creation) and it's something that has really stuck with me.  It's part humor and part life lesson and what's funnier than life.
Beer Philosophy 101
A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks about 2" in diameter.  He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open areas between the rocks.  He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else.  He then asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous - yes.
The professor then produced two cans of beer from under the table and proceeded to pour their entire contents into the jar - effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.
"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The rocks are the important things - your family, your partner, your health, your children - things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything else. The small stuff.
“If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, “there is no room for the pebbles or the rocks. The same goes for your life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.”
“Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out dancing. There will always be time to go to work, clean the house, give a dinner party and fix the disposal. Take care of the rocks first-the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer represented. The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of beers."

It's similar to the "Don't Sweet the Small Stuff" mentality, but with it's own humorous twists and additions.  For me, my wife and kids are my rocks and I can't imagine life without them.  Do you live by any life philosophies?  If so, which ones?

PS: Also, I know everyone doesn't like beer but you can use whatever beverage of choice you choose (either alcoholic or non).

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Historical Droppings: "To The Ropes" - Reposted After 10 Years

Over 10 years ago, I had hit rock bottom in my life.  I lost my job, my apartment and my car all within a week's time.  Luckily I was able to find a safe residence with my brother, but I felt as low as I could get.  I spent the next several months getting my feet back underneath me again.

One night (I don't remember the exact date anymore), I woke at 3-4 AM and just felt like writing.  The below text is the result of the late night brain dump (I apologize in advance for the bad grammar and/or spelling but I am posting as it was originally created).

                                                               To The Ropes

               I remember once hearing someone say, ‘A person is only as wealthy as the friends they keep.’  I’m not really sure where I heard it or even who said it, but it was one of those quotes that really stuck with me over the years.  And it made me consider some things.  How does a person really get through life alone?  How can one person actually do everything by himself or herself?  I looked at these ideas, these concepts on life and then I looked back at that one quote.  That one quote told to me many unknown years ago and I began to realize something.
                At one point in my life I believed that I had hit rock bottom, the bottom of the barrel, etc.  I had dug my hole and now all I could do was sit at the bottom and stare up at the top thinking it was to far away for me to ever get out again.  I had lost it all, my car, my home, my job  . . . you name it, I seemed to have lost it.  I thought everything was hopeless and that there was nothing I could ever do to help myself.  Until I began to look around and in this giant hole that I had dug for myself I began to see ropes.  These ropes, which lead the way out, had been there the entire time.  I was just to busy creating more problems for myself, and digging my hole deeper and deeper, that I never noticed them before.
                 It took a little time but I began to realize that there was help, friends and family, at the other end of these ropes.  Trying to help me, by bringing me out of this hole I was digging.  So eventually I turned to the ropes.  I started to use them to bring myself to the surface.  Unfortunately the problem soon came that I wasn’t going anywhere.  I had finally seen these ropes and was now trying to take the help they provided, but I realized all I had accomplished was that I was hanging there or pulling the ropes down with me.  So I let go, and fell back into the darkness I had created.  With letting go several ropes disappeared.  Retreated out into the open.  Yet, a few remained.  Some select ropes remained to assist me in getting me out of trouble.
However I didn’t grab the ropes right away this time.  I sat there for a while.  Looking at the ropes and the journey they would take me on.  Then I looked at my hole, my dark cavern of trouble.  I gazed at all the work I had done over the years and I decided it wasn’t worth it.  I didn’t like what I created and wanted out.  Yet, I was afraid of the ropes.  They weren’t able to pull me out before, how were they going to pull me out now.  For that reason, I sat there a little longer, staring at those ropes that lead to the light at the top.  Then I realized what I had done wrong with the ropes the first time.  I had expected the ropes to pull me out while all along they were actually there to assist me in climbing out myself.
                Now, I’ve never been a good rope climber.  It had always been a lot of work I never wanted to deal with.  Nevertheless, this hole was no longer a welcome place for me.  Even though digging seemed to be easier, I decided to break the shovel.  And instead of hoping the ropes pulled me out, I began to climb out of the cavern I created.
                With the assistance of the ropes, my friends and family members, I’m climbing out of the hole and began ‘to see the light’, so to speak.  I began to see the wealth I truly had and the world around me in a way I hadn’t before.  Because of all the ropes assistance I got myself free of the cavern I was lost in.
                Some I’ve talked to say that ropes are a hindrance in life, restraints that prevented them from going anywhere.  I found out for myself that ropes are only obstacles if you make them that way.  If a person uses the ropes properly than they can go up and far in their life.  Out of the darkness and into the light.  If the ropes are used improperly than down is the only other way to go.
                So, this is my thank you to those ropes.  Because of them I was able to save myself instead of waiting for someone to save me.  It was a lot of hard work, but the results were far more greater in value that doing nothing.  I like to think the ropes helped save my life.  And for saving my life I will always be eternally grateful.

I wasn't then and am not not now much of a writer, but the overall meaning of what I wrote hit home with me in a very big way.  Today I'm very happily married with 2 fantastic children.  I have a job I love, a roof over my head and a vehicle that runs (and runs well).  The thing about hitting the bottom, there is no where to go but up, you just have to be willing to climb.

What do you think?  Ever brain dumped at the early hours and looked at it later with pride or disgust?